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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book."
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"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."
"Everybody has a friend that is completely different when they're not under female supervision."
"Did you hear about that car company having to shut down? It was a saab story."
"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."
"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."
"Fun Christmas Trivia: ""Myrrh"" is the awkward sound you make when you look at your bank balance on Dec 26th."
"What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? A small medium at large."