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Joke of the Day
"I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie."
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"Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!"
"Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball? he knew where to put it.."
"[At vet] Me: My dog has been throwing up what looks like egg shells. Vet: What have you been feeding him? Me: Egg shells."
"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"
"President Obama just signed a law banning mobile phones in prisons. Well there goes about half of my followers"
"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"
"Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !"
"My jokes :("
"I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with."