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"How does a dog catcher gets paid? by the pound."
"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"Rest in peace Dave ""The Diamond"" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up."
"Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails."
"Things were going well with my date, until she noticed my Roomba was a Frisbee glued to a bunch of rats"
"A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, ""What is this, some sort of joke?"""
"I'm trying to ignore the subway mariachi band that's ruining my commute, but I should have refused to carpool with them in the first place."
"Why are eagles so hard to find? They're always in diskies"