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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !"

"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"

"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."

"I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid..."

"What did the young boy say to the pedophile who's dick was soft? Nothing, he died choking on cum."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat."

"don't worry, i'm not like other girls *head slowly rotates 360*"

"My favourite anti joke."

"TIFU No, literally. Your girl was on my lap. That's the only time I fuck up."

"Sometimes you have to put your phone down and take a look at what's around you.. And wonder how you drove your car into a swimming pool."