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Joke of the Day

"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"

"Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus: A table for 26, please. Headwaiter: But there's only . . . um, 13 of you. Jesus: Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

"wife: What would you do if 9 told you he was gay? me [looking for the remote] Ask him if he's seen the remote"

"where do you take a sick horse? The horspital"

"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"

"If Bob Marley were alive today, what would he listen to music on? An iAndiPod. Just made that one up. I can hear the groans."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food! No atmosphere."

"James Franco is making a movie about lesbian vampires. I'm betting it'll be a period piece."