156978

Joke of the Day

"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."

"Brain: We've got lots to do today. Body: You're on your own buddy."

"A neutrino walks through a bar."

"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"

"The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results or page 1 of Bing."

"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."

"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."

"[Who Wants to be a Millionaire] Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend? Host: What's your friend's name? Me: Wikipedia."

"What's the difference between Feminism and Islam One is a woman led group that aims to beat the patriarchy. The other is a patriarchy that aims to beat women."

"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"