196498

Joke of the Day

"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."

"whats worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King."

"Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain? M'drid"

"(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here. Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*"

"I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away."

"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam ? I have no fucking idea."

"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"

"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."