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Joke of the Day

"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."

"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron Because even God can't hit a one-iron"

"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"

"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"

"What's your favorite pickup line? Mine is the Ford F Series."

"the racists in this town are so proud of their lack of pigmentation you'd think they had actually chose it themselves :)"

""" National No Bra Day""? I say pics or it didn't happen day."

"Going to dress up as a Jedi today and open automatic doors for people with the force. NO YOU GET A LIFE."

"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."

"I went camping recently. It was intense."