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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"

"What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese."

"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"

"Your mom's got eight vaginas and a Ph.D. We call her Dr. Octopus."

"What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee."

"I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: ""of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."""

"How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire."

"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents. #Christmas"

"I recently opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"

"Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? Because they were cutting corners."