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Joke of the Day

"My pet name for my manhood, for obvious reasons, is Whitesnake...You know, cuz... ""Here I go again on my own""."

"Really not liking this new Reddit app update. I'm going to be sharing it all day."

"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Potato."

"I was constipated today and cursed my butt with an appropriate word Asshole."

"Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom."

"If you can't do what's right you can always do what's left"

"How do you win a Scandinavian race? By crossing the Finnish line!"

"Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?"

"OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you."