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Joke of the Day

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Potato."

"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"

"Why is it a bad idea to snort cocaine out of someone's butthole? It's been tainted"

"The so called genius at the Apple Store mentioned he has a girlfriend; thus, his geek credibility is compromised & I don't trust his advice."

"What is Iron Man when he removes his suit? Stark naked."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."

"ME: ""This might be a dumb question..."" SCIENTIST: ""There's no such thing as dumb que--"" ME: ""Am I a dragon?"""

"What does a woman's arsehole do when she is having great intercourse? He is at home taking care of the kids."

"50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!"

"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"