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Joke of the Day

"How do you win a Scandinavian race? By crossing the Finnish line!"

"As I sat there twirling my finger in my hair, I thought ...I really need to shave my balls"

"A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"" Edit: Yay top of r/jokes, #lifegoals Also formatting"

"Back in the day, with $2 bucks you could go to the store and walk out with a bunch of Doritos, and beer. Now they have security cameras."

"Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably"

"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"

"""I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one."" ~ Jay-ZZZ"

"Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder"

"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."