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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."
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"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."
"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."
"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"
"The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before."
"How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell..."
"I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said ""yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years."" ""Really!"", I said, ""I had no idea!"" ""Sure,"" he said, ""she sleeps and I masturbate!"""
"I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally Because then I'll be an international arms dealer."
"What do you call two siblings that take your money? Fine brothers"
"Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby? Because ""There is no Try."""