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Joke of the Day

"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."

"Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus."

"I liked Kim Jong-un better when he sang Gangnam Style."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."

"I went to the Reddit hotel The host wasn't responding."

"Uma Thurman's eyes are so wide apart...... she can accurately measure the distance to the moon using parallax."

"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."

"What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a child molester? Alien Vs. Predator"