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Joke of the Day
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"
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"My music teacher was arrested for sticking his dick through a sheet of music Apparently, it's illegal to have sex with A minor"
"uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage"
"A woman is looking in the mirror... She complains to her husband:""I'M OLD AND FAT!"" To which her husband replies: ""Your eyesight is still ok."""
"My friend Richard is protesting against the unjust treatment of Gorillas Dick's out for Harambe."
"A male frog calls a medium line and he is told he'll meet a beautiful lady frog. ""Will it happen at a ball?"" he asks. ""no , in a biology class"""
"I was so happy to hear Apple added a new camera feature.. With the addition of panorama I can finally send dick pics to my ex wife!!"
"Do people who go to the gym to ""feel the burn"" know nothing of Mexican food?"
"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."
"My wife asked me where I would like to be buried....... Apparently, "" Balls deep in your sister "" wasn't the anewer she was expecting."