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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each."

"Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there.."

"Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop."

"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"Sardine Wife: ""What's wrong?"" Sardine Husband: ""I just need some space, Linda."" Sardine Wife: ""WHERE EXACTLY SHOULD I GO, KENNETH"""

"Frequently Asked Questions: 1) You did what? 3) How dare you? 53) Don't you know how numbering lists works?"

"What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever."

"If Jason Bateman was a Jedi... I would call him Master Bateman."

"Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!"

"What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!"