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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that nuns have to eat a banana with a knife and fork?"
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"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."
"How do you keep a redditor in suspense? [removed]"
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"Me: I'm bored Dad: hi bored I'm dad Me: I'm hungry Dad: hi hungry I'm dad Me: I'm here's 20 dollars Dad: hi here's 20 dollars Me: thanks dad"
"People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?"