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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a male mathematician imagines himself having an orgasm? Squirt(-1)."

"Detroit is a such a dangerous city... You can't even let your kids out at night. The might rob someone."

"What kind of drugs do ducks take? The snort quack."

"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"

"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"

"You're doing really well now please pull into this liquor store do you want anything? -Me as a Drivers Ed teacher"

"Practicing parenthood on an egg only teaches kids that if you cook your baby it's delicious."

"My son: ""Dad what's a douche bag?"" Me: see that guy sitting with his friends wearing a Bluetooth?...."

"My nun friend has started to wear holely clothes recently. I think she is getting into a bad habit."

"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"