186624
Joke of the Day
"this is our son, Ryder Kade Ace Hypermasculine Overcompensation for Daddy's Fears Jones-Rendenburg"
Next Joke
"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."
"I'm thinking of becoming one of those hot girl accounts where you show like 70% of your face and tweet about your period and wolves"
"If a king runs a kingdom and an emporer runs an empire. Who's about to run this country? Yea that"
"You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!"
"Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s? Because they literally can't even."
"Me: Look. There's a deer. Hunter: Don't spook it. Me: *slowly stuffing a werewolf mask back into my backpack*"
"Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
"""There's no such thing as a stupid opinion."" Said the world's first feminist"