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"As I rowed my little boatToward the river shore,A small black bird kept me from landing,Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""
"Commas make all the difference He was fucking up, until the end. He was fucking, up until the end."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !"
"A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters."
"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"
"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"
"What's the leading cause of death among wizards? Staff infection"
"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."
"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"