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"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for lube again."
"Things never heard before sex, ""Wait let me take off my crocs first"""
"Why do hunters close one eye when they aim? Because they can't see if they close both."
"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."
"I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words. ""Violent when disappointed,"" I replied. I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday."
"Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."