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Joke of the Day

"I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words. ""Violent when disappointed,"" I replied. I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday."

"I have an abstract joke... But I just can't seem to get it."

"I really liked the movie, Inception. It's so fast paced and keeps moving forward. Except for Mal, she keeps coming back."

"My compass I have a compass, but instead of North, South, etc, it just points to Orc's, so when people ask me for directions, it's always orcward."

"""An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away"" ~ Samsung"

"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."

"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.."

"Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son. It's called Finding Dowry."