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Joke of the Day
"Why do hunters close one eye when they aim? Because they can't see if they close both."
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"What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements? The atoms family."
"When I ask people who they think my son looks like... ...They tell me he looks like his real father."
"Did you hear about the new in-flight corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"
"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"
"I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs."
"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"
"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."
"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people."