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Joke of the Day
"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"
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"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"GF: ""Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"" Me: ""Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"""
"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."
"Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere"
"I was called a village idiot today which really upset me. I live in a city."
"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"
"I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams because she's a thirty foot half witch half crocodile who chases me endlessly through darkness."
"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."
"Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."