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Joke of the Day
"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for lube again."
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"""Still hung. Over."" -- well endowed truck driver."
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"Apparently I'm ""an insensitive arsehole"" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a ""truffle shuffle""..."
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"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."
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"I thought I defeated this dragon, but he's been following me around... I beat him off with a sword"