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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."
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"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"Lonely fisherman I am an excellent fly fisher. Every time my fly goes down, fishes come flocking. I am happy with what i get. But the world is filled with jealous folks, they call me master-baiter."
"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."
"What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both say insert Bill"
"What's a four letter word for intercourse ending with K? Talk"
"When I see crying children and miserable parents- I run to the bathroom, crush up my birth control, and snort it."
"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."