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Joke of the Day
"I got accepted into Harvard's medical program I just have to die first and give them my body"
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"Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese."
"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"
"What does David Bowie get at the supermarket? Can-cer"
"nsfw Was told this by my Italian coworker. Ever hear of an Italian tire? Dego here dego there and when they go flat dego wop wop wop!"
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"
"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."
"*limbos away from your hug*"
"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."
"HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish"