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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? [well ..](/s""The pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven"")"

"A Jewish boy asks his Father... A Jewish boy asks his Father, ""Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, ""40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?"""

"The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true."

"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""

"Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52"

"I got pulled over by a female police officer.When i rolled down my window to ask what was wrong,she said...""NOTHING!"""

"You know what they say about Arlington National Cemetery... People are dying to get in there."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"

"What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz."