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Joke of the Day

"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Dad, I'm also a lesbian. Father: Isn't there anyone in this family who likes dick? Son: Yeah dad, I do."

"I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb YOU DONT KNOW MAN! YOU WERENT THERE!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE!!!"

"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"

"What's the difference between a high and drunk driver? The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green."

"What do you call a laptop that sings? A Dell"

"It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet."

"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."

"Why was the ocean always sad? Because the beach never waved back."

"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"