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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."
Next Joke
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? I'd tell you but the punchline is too long."
"You know Santa came when.. There's more milk in the glass than when you left it."
"Congratulations. You're 18. On a list of 20 people that I want to kill."
"Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself."
"What is the opposite of progress? Congress"
"I don't get why I got fired today I was just doing my job... Stalking"
"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."
"Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends."
"Imagine getting the girl of your dreams phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""definately"""