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Joke of the Day

"nsfw Was told this by my Italian coworker. Ever hear of an Italian tire? Dego here dego there and when they go flat dego wop wop wop!"

"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !"

"I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked... Not sure what scared him more; my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"

"There are 3 reasons for ""Liking"" someone's Facebook status: 1. I agree. 2. I realise this is about me, so I'm liking it to rub it in your face. 3. I want to bang you."

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."

"Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!"

"What's the definition of a great farmer? He's outstanding in his field."

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan."

"Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut."