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Joke of the Day

"People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail."

"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."

"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."

"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."

"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"

"Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time."

"Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it."

"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"

"I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood It's called the Artery"

"Why are black people tall? Because their knee grows."