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Joke of the Day
"What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys."
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"A wise man once said... ""If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."" However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether."
"What is McDonald's demolition service called? Quarter pounder."
"To kill a mockingbird should have been titled ""how to kill a mockingbird."" Learn English idiot."
"The south was reported to have more Ashley Madison users than any other region in the U.S. I guess family isn't always enough."
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."
"Shout out to whoever scheduled Valentine's candy to show up just as we're all giving up on New Year resolutions."
"I've recently invented a new gaseous compound I like to call 'Fuh'. I like to spray myself with it before I go out. It often causes people to Fuh-cough."
"It is always the wrong time of month."
"What do pancakes do when they are scared? They crepe themselves ;D"