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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else."

"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"

"Feed me once shame on you, Feed me twice i'm moving in."

"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."

"I don't like holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly you shouldn't either."

"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."

"Why can lesbians leave town faster than gay men? A lesbian can just lickitey-split, a gay man has to pack his shit first."

"What's the second fastest thing in the world? > Your asshole pinching shut after dropping a deuce. What's *the* fastest thing in the world? > The ice-cold drop of water that gets in first."

"If you don't believe in evolution how do you explain such striking similarities between the doughnut and the bagel?"