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Joke of the Day

"I don't like holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly you shouldn't either."

"Did you know that Stevie Wonder has seven kids? He never sees them though."

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"Communist lesbians are the strongest kind They use fists of steel"

"My gf broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish... So, I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away."

"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."

"Beats by Dre is such a huge success that I think he should start a sunglasses line. 50 Shades of Dre."

"I was going to make a chemistry joke, but... Na"

"I've been trying to give myself a sexchange... but I just can't pull it off."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"