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Joke of the Day

"Feed me once shame on you, Feed me twice i'm moving in."

"Why aren't cremations given out for free? Because you have to urn them."

"What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray? They are just OFF-full"

"What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent."

"Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate Army vet response (below)"

"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"

"[Girl's night out] Girl 1: Omg I haven't had sex in so long, I swear I have cobwebs down there Spider-Man's GF: *nervous laugh* HAHA SAME"

"so then the horse says ""Buddy, if you think my FACE is long..."""

"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."

"Just helped a girl give birth... OP delivered."