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Joke of the Day

"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."

"I only date Patriots fans Because they don't care if I cheat"

"Will the Australian eat jam? He Mar-might."

"Your mama is so ugly I will slap her face off of her face!"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today ""Woo, sounds fun."" Dozen tit!"

"Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving."

"You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe."

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."

"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."

"As a European, I was always troubled by 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just how much is that in grams?"