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Joke of the Day

"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."

"Good thing I don't see any political posts on my news feed In fact, my Myspace friends haven't really posted much since 2010."

"The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service But they didn't deliver."

"Did you hear about the woman who got Alzheimer's after removing her breasts? She lost her mammaries"

"Decorating my xmas tree after a bottle of wine. Mixed up a box of candy canes with a box of tampons. Tree looks weird and I feel minty."

"Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween."

"I'm just SOOO busy. I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy."

"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Cows go"" ""Cows go who?"" ""No, Silly. Cows go moo"""

"How can you identify a French Infantryman? Sunburned armpits."