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Joke of the Day

"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."

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"you are what you eat.. funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning."
"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""
"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."
"What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !"
"A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" & the horse says, ""why the English Lit degree?"""
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."
"007 then and now 007 then: Shaken not stirred. 007 now: Trimmed not shaved."
"Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."