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Joke of the Day

"A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this the barber explained ""Yes sir no one's been in for a shampoo yet."""

"By putting the punchline in the title How do you trick /r/jokes into thinking it's a repost?"

"North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke"

"Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell"

"""Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"""

"If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it."

"I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it's health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!"

"What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie? A salty cracker with cheese."

"Got arrested for playing the guitar. Because I was fingering A minor."

"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."