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Joke of the Day
"What did the underscore say when he got up to leave? Gotta Dash!"
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"What do you call an underage gang bang? Bohymen Rapecity"
"I'm think about taking up Jousting so I have something to talk about at awkward dinner parties."
"What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Why do dogs make good sailors? They know their knots."
"Today we our throwing one of our Asian employees a supplies birthday party. I got him a highlighter."
"Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip."
"Quick! I need cheesy science jokes!!"
"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."
"North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny."