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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."
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"If Bob Marley is from Jamaica, then why does he have a song about being German and how he wants to be German with you?"
"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."
"Baby are you a library book? Because I'm probably going to forget about you under my bed until long after you're due."
"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""
"In Korean restaurant w/my son & Korean waitress says to him""Hi, how are you""? ""Sorry I don't speak Chinese"" Great. I've raised a douche!"
"Just slammed 12 wheatgrass shots now everyone at Whole Foods is trying to take my keys"
"Tates Compass Company Like Congress, they don't work. He, who has a Tates, is lost."
"What is similar between Casino and Women Liquor in the front Poker in the back :-D"