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Joke of the Day
"Why do dogs make good sailors? They know their knots."
Next Joke
"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."
"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !"
"Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade."
"what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common? They both fill little kids' cavities. Original by me."
"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."
"My gf said she is going to leave me because of my obsession with the monkeys... I didn't believe her at first, But then i saw her face and now im a believer."
"So I was walking down the street the other day, and saw this black guy... carrying a tv. At first I thought, ""Hey, that looks like mine!"" But then I remembered mine is at home shining my shoes."
"What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde ""hide and go seek"" contest"