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Joke of the Day

"Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip."

"RIP to the Italian chef, it's nice to gnocchi pasta pizzafully."

"No one really expected the Avatar porn It kinda just came out of the blue"

"What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design."

"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."

"BOSS: Ok so far so good. But before we finish the interview I'm gonna have you take a typing test. LOBSTER: *looking down at claws* Shit"

"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."

"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"

"WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said "" I hate shoes"""

"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"