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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."
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"""Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"" ""Please wait someone else is using it."""
"Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?? Because Freedom rings! Happy Birthday U.S!"
"Get it? http://imgur.com/AIhM5"
"I think i'm lactose intolerant I've had 6 milkshakes today and feel like crap."
"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"
"Found the cause of the Fort McMurray fires.. My mix tape just dropped"
"All a farmer needs to do to get a girlfriend is... ...attract her."
"Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator."