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Joke of the Day
"What's a machinists favorite song? Turn Down for What!"
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"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."
"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass"
"Remember, if you're ever being attacked by a mob of clowns Always go for the juggler."
"Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok. Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and everyone loses their mind."
"Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest"
"When I got my first pube, I left it under the pillow for the Pube Fairy. He came. All over my pillow."
"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""
"The Amish are starting to promote the use of condoms.... To help stop the spread of Abes."