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Joke of the Day
"Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest"
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"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."
"Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other, ""When did this place get a bus?"""
"I'm a little surprised team USA can't find a goalie fat enough to block the entire net."
"How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb? All of them."
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"When Pink Floyd sings, ""just another brick in the wall,"" it's a little bit demeaning to bricks."
"*at the pond* ""honthere's something i need to ask you"" *emotional* yes? *blows duck call* *ducks on water arrange to spell out 'TACOS?'*"