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Joke of the Day
"Remember, if you're ever being attacked by a mob of clowns Always go for the juggler."
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"I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes."
"I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to ""rebuffer"", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's an awfully big word for a ten year old"
"Girls always think I'm ugly until they see what's in my bank account Then they think I'm ugly AND poor"
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"
"How do you call sons of australians and germans? Men at Work"
"I miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was."
"Proud of myself. I only ate 1 brownie today. I mean, it was cut up into 8 very large pieces and took up the whole pan but yeah, 1 brownie."
"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"