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Joke of the Day
"The Amish are starting to promote the use of condoms.... To help stop the spread of Abes."
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"According to my current parking spot I'm a physician"
"How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso."
"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."
"I only had a few friends before I got on Twitter. Now I don't have any."
"James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer."
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"
"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."
"I choked on viagra this morning. I had a stiff neck for hours."
"Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because it's Boxing Day!"