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Joke of the Day

"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50.... ... Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. ... ... Riceless."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included"

"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"

"A protest on raising the minimum wage lasted almost three hours, from 7:25 to 10:10."

"Apple CEO While world is crazy about Apple........ its CEO is crazy about bananas"

"My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me The Love Machine' because I'm terrible at tennis."

"I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"

"Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife."

"What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer."