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Joke of the Day
"A girl who I've been seeing goes to sleep early. But that's mostly from the chloroform."
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"I see your swag and I raise you a high school education."
"Penny for the Ruble...oh wait never mind!"
"I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt."
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
"What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? Homogenius"
"Came home to find my girlfriend packing her stuff... I asked her what she was doing, she says ""I'm leaving you, you sick peadophile!"" ""Peadophile! That's a big word for an 8 year old!"""
"A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with ""the look"" on her face."
"I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup."